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Mother’s Day, how it all began.
Mother’s Day was invented by a dark and evil coven consisting of amongst others The post office, Greetings card companies and Florists, they would meet once a year in the circle of Stonehenge, these were the same twisted minds that had conjured up Christmas.
Finba O’Shornacy, stood quietly in the shadows behind one of the giant stones, listening to the monsters plotting their next assault on the poor unsuspecting consumers, suddenly he whispered
’ What a load of rubbish, I’ve never heard the likes of it! Where the hell did they git you from, call ye’self an author, yer just making it up as yer go along!’
’No I’m not’
’Look-it, yer not fooling anyone, least of all me, I’ll tell ye how mothers day started’
’A long, long time ago back in Greece there was dis women called Rhea, known as the Earth Mother, the Mother of the Gods and Men, among others Poseidon, Zeus, Hades etc.
Later Mothering Sunday came about in England, around the seventieth century, celebrated on the 4th Sunday of Lent, Lent being a forty-day period of soul-searching, repentance and fasting before Easter, I guess they dropped Mothers day in the middle to cheer everyone up!
At the time many folk were employed as servants, living and working in the Masters house, however, on Mothering Sunday the servants would take the day off to visit their old mam and the family, taking with them a cake, Brilliantly named Mothering Cake! This may seem a pretty obvious name to you and I, but at that time the IQ of the entire English population was only equivalent to that of a small mouse!
’So mister your story about witches and such like is a load of old bull, I don’t know what this company is tinkin employing the likes of you, they should get demselfs a proper auth….’
Just at that moment one of the witches turned and noticed O’Shornacy ranting and raving away, the witch raised her hand and with one wave of her magic wand turned O’Shornacy into a hideous bloated frog, and that was the end of O’Shornacy.
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