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A CEO Farts and Creates a Merger

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I was checking the status of Sirius on Google Finance and looking through the recent discussions, I came across the same worthless comments, rants and suppositions as usual. (the people posting on these boards can get pretty ridiculous)

In response to someone’s question about why another poster assumed that the stock would go up after the merger; the following reply was added “A CEO farts and a stock will go up or down depending on how it smells. When the merger goes through both stocks are bound to go up at least a little” and yet another commented with the astute observation “Goldman Sachs blows chunks.”

I couldn’t resist adding my smart-ass, worthless comment to support his or her CEO fart theory. “I was able to get cleaning crews to smell the chairs in the Sirius and XM boardrooms and even at the FCC offices..I’ve compiled the data for further analysis and hope to have a report out soon. I’m using the delayed Linear Regression model relying on the hypothesis that Stock value and the Merger Posibility Factors are in linear dependence with current Fart Index (FI) values…(Goldman Sachs has been trying to contact me for the results.) See the preliminary findings here http://www.pickanumberandwin.com/?ID=1535


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