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21 Useful Things of LIFE…

1 . Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2 . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3 . Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4 . ! When you say, ’I love you,’ mean it.

5 . When you say, ’I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.

6 . Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7 . Believe in love at first! sight.

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing
malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution

CANCEROUS FOODS / PRODUCTS

INSTANT NOODLES

Dear instant noodle lovers,
Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of
instant noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read
the info shared to me by a doctor. My family stopped eating
instant noodles more than 5 years ago after hearing about the
wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam
containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the instant

Mitti Ka Dil
Jageh Jageh par Mandir Masjeed Gurudware Bane hai….
Sabke dilo me magar Nafraton ki Talware gade hai…
Duniya me koi kisi ka nahi hai yaaro….
Yaha sabke dil Mitti ke bane hai…..

Dil mitti ke bane hote hain to kya huan,
Us mitti mein khushbu to ek hain
Sabke mazhab alaj huen to kya huan
Unme seekh to ek hain,
Talwaron ko hatana mushkil,
Use katne ke liye bani talwar hum sabhi to ek hain

Mitti ki Khushbu bhale ek ho…
Par uske maqsad alag alag hai…
Sikh to hamesha ek hi hoti hai…

Good One

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a SOUUTHERN GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

’I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’,
Says the Genie.

The Canadian says, ’I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .’

POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Laws of Success

Do you want something — Will you pay the price
The great sin — Gossip.
The great crippler — Fear.
The greatest mistake — Giving up.
The most satisfying experience — Doing your duty first.
The best action — Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
The greatest blessing — Good health.
The biggest fool - The man who lies to himself.
The great gamble — Substituting hope for facts.
The most certain thing in life — Change.
The greatest joy — Being needed.
The cleverest man — The one who does what he thinks is right.

Words from Successful people

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself
ALEN STRIKE.

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD.

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW.

Old man???

An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
pond, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables and some apple and
peach trees. The pond was shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women

Classic Deadlock:

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don’t have class ’coz my teacher is busy. Lets

Case Study – The Wet Floor

Sushma works in Infosoft Solutions Pvt Ltd. She works there as Project Leader. Occasionally her job demands coming early for her duties or stay till late evening hours.

Once she was handling 2 projects simultaneously and on one such day she had convened a meeting with her team members regarding project delivery. She had called her team members at 0800 hours.