Paris Hilton for President: Schwing! the Vote

Another great video post by the Pajamahadin over at Palousitics that I just had to grab. Finally! A truly inspiring leader that can make us… uh… rise to the occasion!

Paris has my vote!

Well… part of me just voted for her. I’m not sure it is allowed to cast a vote on its own though. You have to think about this kind of stuff, gotta use your head. Wait… that came out wrong. I mean, why can’t we have two at once? Oh man, that sounded even worse. November needs to get here so I can poke her ballot with my stylus. Err… Honestly, I’m trying to approach her with total erec.. ELECTORAL seriousness. I mean… uhhh… ummm… d’oh. I’m going to stop typing now.

[cross-posted from my blog, paulezimmerman.com]